Wednesday, July 6, 2011

5 Ways You Know Your Morning Sickness is Old News

#5 You've had 2 kolaches, chips, coffee & candy all before 11am even though you just threw up 2 hours ago.

#4 People around you start complaining that THEY are nauseated!

#3 You can simultaneously update your Facebook status while vomiting

#2 While getting sick your husband walks into the restroom to start shaving while you are hunched over the toilet

#1 After you've wiped your mouth and flushed the remains of your breakfast, said husband asks, "Can you hand me a towel?"

*please note than I can neither confirm nor deny that my actual husband inspired the creation of this list

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